I was mucking around this morning writing a few little educational games for my daughter when all of a sudden (whilst debugging!) bloody clippy appears with a message “Hello, it looks like your writing a state machine”. I could tell it was clippy the old clippy due to the incorrect use of “your” and that fact that I WAS NOT writing a state machine.

I’m not quite sure what this means for Visual Studio 2005, but apparently after getting sacked from the Office team Clippy hung around Redmond and ended up landing a job in the developer tools division. I suspect that after finalising the implementation of the callouts, the debugger tools team went down to the back entrace and let Clippy in as I am sure campus security had probably been instructed to shoot on sight.

As a Visual Studio customer I would like to register a protest at Clippy being used in the product. Not only did he cause me serious emotional trauma when he destroyed carefully laid out product documentation whilst using word – it also indicates that Microsoft doesn’t think very highly of me. State machine indeed!

21 Responses to “Clippy calls “developer tools” home . . .”


  1. Great find! Clippy rocks! I always loved the way he could never answer any of my search questions! I was so depressed that day Clippy got booted from Office! I camped outside the Microsoft offices for a whole hour with a sign that read “It appears your not fair. Bring Clippy back!” before I had to go to school!

    By the way, you’re actually wrong, and in the defense of Clippy’s find, it’s obvious you’re writing a state machine! You’re using a Windows Form, for crying out loud! It’s just as if you’d have inherited from System.StateMachines.StateObject! Pssht, obvious!

    +1 for loving this post. ;)

  2. John Says:

    Haha. That’s gold! :)

  3. Mitch Denny Says:

    Ironically Windows Forms as a wrapper of Win32’s WndProc function is a glorified state machine. But its kinda like say “Hello! I see you are declaring a variable – would you like some help”.

    Thanks for posting up :)

  4. Sean Malloy Says:

    Hang on, I am scared.. is this real or not?!?!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    ;)


  5. Seriously: LOL. That’s the funniest thing I’ll see all day. Kudos.


  6. As opposed to “you’re”. Compare and contrast.

    I’ll still pass you for being funny.

  7. Mitch Denny Says:

    Hey, I didn’t implement Clippy. All gramatical errors belong to Microsoft.

  8. Lundell Says:

    haha :D

  9. Willy Marroquin Says:

    If This news is real , I Use Notepad…

    I have a Question.. Really Think that This Feature It increases the productivity ??

    Really Clippy (and similars in the IDE) are Hateful …

  10. Dana Coffey Says:

    Can we get a blonde Clippy???? ;)

  11. Mitch Denny Says:

    Anything for you Dana.

  12. David Says:

    I think i would be so wrong for VS.

    It doesn´t give some help… ´cause when we´re looking for some help in other microsoft products, clippy doesn´t help at all.

    Maybe microsoft should think get better another points, before build a funny VS

  13. Eric Says:

    I’m glad to see he has a new job. I was worried that his job might have been outsourced…

  14. Dank Says:

    The funniest part is that Clippy is grammatically incorrect…

    -Dan

  15. Blutig4 Says:

    ohhhhh jeaaaa….

    Clippy is awesome.

    I like him.

    But I have the german version of Office. And in the translation there are no grammatical errors or something…

    but still a great thing this paperclip!


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