Clippy calls “developer tools” home . . .
June 27, 2004
I was mucking around this morning writing a few little educational games for my daughter when all of a sudden (whilst debugging!) bloody clippy appears with a message “Hello, it looks like your writing a state machine”. I could tell it was clippy the old clippy due to the incorrect use of “your” and that fact that I WAS NOT writing a state machine.
I’m not quite sure what this means for Visual Studio 2005, but apparently after getting sacked from the Office team Clippy hung around Redmond and ended up landing a job in the developer tools division. I suspect that after finalising the implementation of the callouts, the debugger tools team went down to the back entrace and let Clippy in as I am sure campus security had probably been instructed to shoot on sight.
As a Visual Studio customer I would like to register a protest at Clippy being used in the product. Not only did he cause me serious emotional trauma when he destroyed carefully laid out product documentation whilst using word – it also indicates that Microsoft doesn’t think very highly of me. State machine indeed!
June 27, 2004 at 12:00 am
Great find! Clippy rocks! I always loved the way he could never answer any of my search questions! I was so depressed that day Clippy got booted from Office! I camped outside the Microsoft offices for a whole hour with a sign that read “It appears your not fair. Bring Clippy back!” before I had to go to school!
By the way, you’re actually wrong, and in the defense of Clippy’s find, it’s obvious you’re writing a state machine! You’re using a Windows Form, for crying out loud! It’s just as if you’d have inherited from System.StateMachines.StateObject! Pssht, obvious!
+1 for loving this post.
June 27, 2004 at 12:00 am
Haha. That’s gold!
June 28, 2004 at 12:00 am
Ironically Windows Forms as a wrapper of Win32’s WndProc function is a glorified state machine. But its kinda like say “Hello! I see you are declaring a variable – would you like some help”.
Thanks for posting up
June 28, 2004 at 12:00 am
Hang on, I am scared.. is this real or not?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
June 28, 2004 at 12:00 am
Seriously: LOL. That’s the funniest thing I’ll see all day. Kudos.
July 8, 2004 at 12:00 am
As opposed to “you’re”. Compare and contrast.
I’ll still pass you for being funny.
July 8, 2004 at 12:00 am
Hey, I didn’t implement Clippy. All gramatical errors belong to Microsoft.
July 11, 2004 at 12:00 am
Awesome
July 12, 2004 at 12:00 am
haha
July 12, 2004 at 12:00 am
If This news is real , I Use Notepad…
I have a Question.. Really Think that This Feature It increases the productivity ??
Really Clippy (and similars in the IDE) are Hateful …
July 12, 2004 at 12:00 am
Can we get a blonde Clippy????
July 13, 2004 at 12:00 am
Anything for you Dana.
July 16, 2004 at 12:00 am
I think i would be so wrong for VS.
It doesn´t give some help… ´cause when we´re looking for some help in other microsoft products, clippy doesn´t help at all.
Maybe microsoft should think get better another points, before build a funny VS
July 27, 2004 at 12:00 am
I’m glad to see he has a new job. I was worried that his job might have been outsourced…
August 8, 2004 at 12:00 am
The funniest part is that Clippy is grammatically incorrect…
-Dan
September 10, 2004 at 12:00 am
February 22, 2005 at 12:00 am
ohhhhh jeaaaa….
Clippy is awesome.
I like him.
But I have the german version of Office. And in the translation there are no grammatical errors or something…
but still a great thing this paperclip!
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